Wednesday, 6 May 2026

Sesame Street's Cookie Monster Needs a Swallow Function

One of my favourite characters in Sesame Street was the Cookie Monster, the greedy blue twat that furiously munched on cookies whilst shouting "Cookies!" The more I watched him however, the more I realised that not one cookie was actually disappearing down his throat, but instead were simply falling crushed from his enormous mouth onto the floor. 

I don't know about you, but I want to feel as If those cookies are really being eaten.  If he still appears on the show, I wouldn't be surprised if this problem remains. This can be easily remedied by attaching a throat to the puppet. the puppeteer's hands can still be hidden behind this throat. The throat can contain a bag which is easily emptied after the performance. The shattered remains of the biscuits can then be easily disposed of, or distributed to the cast and crew for consumption.

2 comments:

  1. Norman Normal6 May 2026 at 03:06

    I don't think viewers are bothered by realism on Sesame Street. It's just a bit of fun. I didn't even notice the crumbs falling to the floor, and I doubt anyone else did. Stop inventing problems for people, there's enough going on already!

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  2. Bro I literally had no idea what Sesame Street even was. I just Googled it and I’m like… why are you talking about this ancient stuff. You’ve gotta be, like, 60 or something. Is it even still on TV? Not that I watch TV anyway — maybe like once a month with my parents or whatever.

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